Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

Cabbage roll

A short, stubby penis that has been removed from a menstruating vagina.

"He pulled out and it looked like a cabbage roll!"

by Crispinbeating April 14, 2016

Smacked Cabbage

Someone with a foul, ugly or disgruntled look on their face

Bitch got a face on 'er like a smacked cabbage

by Gooberlicious Goobers August 12, 2008

Teddy Cabbage

1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.

1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.

by Harpoen & Old Milwaukee October 18, 2010

All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

by Kralki August 15, 2011