COBRA Clutch

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."

Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.

by Serpentor November 24, 2007

clutching

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.

Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.

by Daneiii January 31, 2016

Clutch

Jordan Eberle...

Jordan Eberle is so clutch!!

by jdlight1234 January 5, 2010

Clut

A cuntish slut.

Dominique is a real clut

by anonymous563 October 16, 2008

double clutch

When in doggy style position, the accidental occurrence of "sliding out" and mistakenly entering "brown town".

"Her back arched and she let out a yelp when I 'accidently' gave her the DOUBLE CLUTCH.."

by Longrod Vaughn Hugenschlong II May 5, 2016

clutterham

loose girl. Often with messy long brown hair, blue eyes and a penchant for fake tan. Typically Manchunian, often drunk with a cigarette in her right hand. Sexy beast.

That girl is such a clutterham. I can hear her from here!

by Sherbert July 4, 2007

clutters

Clutters is when someone is so ugly that clapped and butters can't describe them. If you get called clutters than you are extremely ugly and should probably consider plastic surgery.

friend 1: have you that girl shes proper clutters
friend 2: i agree

by cluttersbruv123 September 24, 2018