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Nuclear Cough
A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.
Nuclear Cough by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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shit's cough
Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear
Angus;mmmmm!
Angus;mmmmm!
shit's cough by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012
Schrodinger's cough
The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
Schrodinger's cough by John Whitaker October 13, 2021