British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.

"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"

by Melutox September 29, 2022

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

by anonymous March 24, 2023

british opium plan

The British Opium plan is a war fought between great britain and china in which it benefitted drug smugglers. However you probably arent here for that, The REAL british opium plan is Lancey Foux (real name Lance O. Omal) is a british rapper who has ties to Opium, a record label by Playboi carti.

Yo, you hear about Lancey Foux?

Yeah, the british Opium plan.

by JAIL BROKEN March 27, 2023

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

Un-british

Another word for truthful.

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?

by Class 323 February 19, 2022