A Legendary Martial Artist that appeared in many films such as 'Way of the Dragon'
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Instance 1:
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
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and always puts others needs before yours and enjoys everyone's smile he is super nice and handsome maybe even daddy he's good in bed and stands up for anyone including strangers he's a perfect boyfriend that never gets jealous
he so good looking no one can describe well enough without leaving some words out he's not perfect because no one is but he's a close secound
and always puts others needs before yours and enjoys everyone's smile he is super nice and handsome maybe even daddy he's good in bed and stands up for anyone including strangers he's a perfect boyfriend that never gets jealous
he so good looking no one can describe well enough without leaving some words out he's not perfect because no one is but he's a close secound
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A closeted gay man who betrays his own people.
Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
by ShakeGentlyServeChilled March 20, 2008
Get the Uncle Bruce mug.The most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He probably has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in. He's the PERFECT combination of cute, adorable, funny, hot, attractive, & is overall incredibly amazing. Once you meet him, you'll never want to let him go. And rightly so. No other guy in this entire universe could ever compare to the love and care he'll bring to your heart. Every time you see Bruce's lovely smile or hear his perfect laugh, your heart will be filled with joy and your brain will race around in circles. Bruce is the right guy to spend the rest of your life with. He will respect you and defend you, along with your kids & pets. He has outstanding looks and an outstanding personality. Bruce's hands and warm hug will embrace you in a world full of love and a universe full of memories that last forever. Even if you and Bruce get into fights, big or small, he will always be there. That's just a small fraction of what makes him so much different from the rest. Most guys will be dicks and leave you over the small things. Bruce, however, is so kind and caring. He is understanding and will always care for you more than you can ever imagine. There may be times when it seems like he hates you, but I promise that no matter what happens Bruce will always stay by your side. And that's just a small part of why I love him. Everything is too much to put into here. No words in any language could ever describe how much I am truly in love with this amazingly breathtaking person.
Girlfriend: Bruce is so fucking adorable. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, surprising him with all the gifts and love in the world. Which he deserves.
Bruce: I love you.
Girlfriend: I love you more, I'm always here for you.
Bruce: I love you.
Girlfriend: I love you more, I'm always here for you.
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It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.
It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.
It was great. After I got Bruce Lee Title Punch'd, I had fiery shit all over me; it was all watery and stained everything. The smell really added to the experience and made me have an appetite for Chinese food for some reason.
by J-Deezie August 29, 2008
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Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!
Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!
Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.
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