breaking bad

a great show on amc staring bryan cranston. about an ex chemist that makes meth and also has cancer. the show is a twisting drama with almost 60 episodes and a wide fan base. it has had 13 emmy nominations and has won emmys and other awards

wow jessie almost killed walter this week becouse of poison. in that episode of breaking bad.

by marco w August 7, 2012

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

breaking and entering

1. burglary
2. to take a girls virginity

"ahh mate im gonna smash that girls clunge in"

"bluuud shes a virgin, u do realise thats breaking and entering"

by purepremium100 March 5, 2009

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008