Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."

by Robosalt December 9, 2008

A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.

When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag

by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010

Boston D party

When a group of people chew tobacco (Dip) together in a party-like manner. This event refers to the Boston tea party which took place in 1773. Indian dress is not required but is optional.

Hey, you want to get together for a Boston D party later?

by Bean Fern March 2, 2009

Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.

Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!

by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010

Boston Taxi

An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.

Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.

The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.

We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.

by Dr Reason February 25, 2012

boston blow pop

the act of performing oral sex on a woman then burping into her vagina causing her to queef.

last night i was with tina that girl was like gimme the boston blow pop.

by bigspence December 23, 2012