Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015

bogos binted?

how to respond if someone asked if you got your photos printed

p1 "hey, did yo get your photos printed"
p2 "bogos binted?"
p1 "what?"

by Not-Binted April 3, 2022

bogosity

Noun form of the adjective bogus. A collection of unsubstantiated or untrue assertions.

Also used in adjectival form.

His resume was a massive pile of bogosity.

The bogosity level of his thesis was staggering.

by emma February 3, 2004

bogomips

Bogomips is a measurement provided in the Linux operating system that indicates in a relative way how fast the computer processor runs. The program that provides the measurement is called BogoMips. Written by Linus Torvalds, the main developer of Linux, BogoMips can indicate when you boot a computer whether the system options have been specified for optimum performance. You compare the bogomips for your computer with what they ought to be for your computer's particular type of processor. Torvalds named the program BogoMips (for "bogus (or fake) MIPs") to suggest that performance measurements between two computers can be misleading because not all contributing factors are stated or even understood. Although MIPS (millions of instructions per second) has been frequently used in computer benchmarks, it's agreed that the variation of context tends to make the measurement misleading. Bogomips measures how many times the processor goes through a particular programming loop in a second.

BogoMIPS is built into some versions of Linux. It also exists as a stand-alone application program that you can download from certain Web sites. In July, 2004, Wintermute, a self-declared hacker site, reported that its server had achieved 3578.26 bogomips on a computer with an AMD Athlon microprocessor operating at 1,792 MHz.

Wow, your processor must be amazing to be running at 4000 bogomips!

by pixelkitty September 29, 2004

burberry bingo

A game that can be played in town centres where scallies can be found. The stranger the item of burberry clothing or burberry accessory - the more points.

Burberry scarf 1 point
Burberry bag 1 point
Burberry pram - 20 points

And so on.

Lets play burberry bingo - loser buys the beer

by Munkee April 9, 2004

balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 16, 2008

bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004