Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 26, 2015
A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
by skidale September 20, 2008
Trully outstanding words made by one of all time great minds - lil purpp.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.
You can either be a mf boner or a mf stoner if u aint on purpps level yet
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.
by Zissler March 20, 2021
by Jmic May 29, 2017
the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.
Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!
by Snipshow777xX September 29, 2010
When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.
by hsuR June 18, 2011
Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
by Pope Vicious I September 03, 2011