botley mitchell

botley mitchell is a famous singer who is the most precious man in the world. he surprises his friends and family with the occasional grimace shake.

omg botley mitchell is such a precious man… i can’t believe that he got me the grimace shake

by humberside July 15, 2023

bailey stacy <3

ooooo baby oh yeah mmm gwen stacys hot younger cousin lookin sexy big boi chunky monkey. All the ladies love the big baz with the big hog. She has had many women...

girl: "did you hear the bailey stacy <3 is in town??!!"
ugly girl: "oh my gawd yass!!"
gwen: "gigty gigty"

by DOLPHINDDD August 16, 2023

Dry-Boiled

When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.

Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.

by Hel1234 February 24, 2011

hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.

Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.

by helloalice August 28, 2014

chef boiled tea

A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea

"Look, I'm the next chef boiled tea"

by thevogue December 26, 2016

Zach Bailey

Zach Bailey: is one thicc bih lemma see that Z Bussy

Hey did you see that guy over there he is a total Zach Bailey .

by idoonnttknnooww May 11, 2018

Nate Bailey

Nate bailey is so good and dated Danielle but broke up with her 50 times

Nate Bailey

by Jacky J Dog June 16, 2018