by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 22, 2010
Get the anal blumpkinmug. What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
by OhNooooo November 23, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Spicemug. Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006
Get the Blumpkin Piemug. When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
Get the Trumpkin Blumpkinmug. When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.
by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017
Get the bisacodyl blumpkinmug. Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.
We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.
by Thorbeast March 25, 2022
Get the Double blumpkinmug. Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings November 12, 2012
Get the French Blumpkinmug.