Blogedian

A person who writes a very funny blog.

Jen writes a great blog. She's a real blogedian.

by margag March 22, 2010

blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

by angel555 September 16, 2010

blogerent

–adjective,

1.
the state of being while reading blogs, blogging, or writing online while intoxicated, drunk, smashed, or annihilated.

Last night she went to write on her blog after 20 shots--needless to say, she was blogerent!

by the blogerent blogger December 2, 2010

blokecabulary

the male vocabulary, often missing words that are in a normal vocabulary,

the word sorry doesnt exist, but the word beer footy and sex does,

" sorry honey" ,

"no your not, sorry isnt in your blokecabulary

by celtica189 January 21, 2011

bloments

n. blonde moments

-how many bloments do you have in one day?
-what are bloments?!
-you idiot! BLONDE MOMENTS!

by sweetsss3 March 27, 2011

blokemanship

Where a guy can prove or disprove his levels of blokemanship by his actions and or comments. If he does something poor with regard to his mates or says anything shit, he has low levels of blokemanship.

If Dave drinks all of your beers while your in bed trying to sleep, he proves he has extremely low levels of blokemanship.

by coij July 1, 2011

Blojealous

(blah gel ous)When your significant other is jealous of the time you spend blogging or reading blogs.

What! Are you blogging again? Get off the computer and spend time with me.

Dude, seriously, stop being blojealous.

by Blogger71 October 22, 2011