Dishy bloke

A sarcastic terminology used to describe a lad who is just not blessed in the looks department. Basically an ugly fucker!

Leanne: oh my days...look at the fookin state of him, did ya see?

Louise: oooooo fookin 'ell, dishy bloke...he'd defo get it!!

by Lulu and Lele March 7, 2008

El Psy Congroo Bloke

Those anime scrubs of Steins;Gate who read the subs and read the dubs and think it's El Psy Congroo and Ruka... and Mokea...
SCUM!!!

Oh... you're an anime guy?
So you're an El Psy Congroo bloke?

by [e-mail] March 19, 2017

Bloke

Noun -

British slang for a man that is typically stereotyped as being average or normal. Bloke is also sometimes used to describe a man who is normally seen outside in crowded areas. A synonym for this could be "Average Joe".

Person 1 - "Some guy picked up the pen I had dropped today."
Person 2 - "Sounds like a nice bloke."

by UncleDuckFace April 22, 2018

bloke

A man. Subjectively superior to the word 'lad'

I hate blokes, man!

by y0slaap July 20, 2018

Bloke

Steve Irwin

Wow, Steve Irwin ... What a bloke

by Douche rat March 11, 2019

Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019

Bloke

Dickhead

Damo is a Bloke

by Coxy2007 October 25, 2020