beanerd

A nerdy Mexican.

Don't be such a beanerd dude, just take the answers for tomorrow's test!

by master_definer October 17, 2010

Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

Blanecdote

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

by Justin Haas February 4, 2006

Banera

usually suffers from a case of down syndrom the banera tries to ease the pain by driving his fast k-k-karrr. Usually found alone in its basement playing videogames. It fears the women species and will do whatever nessacary to remain unoticed by their kind. When nervous of having to talk to the female he will emit a strange olger laugh always resulting in a awkward silence. when masturbating he will usually scream while comming im the true master chief!!! (in refrence to halo). he is neither gay nor straight, when feeling ambitous he will go out and stalk the night looking for nice cars to "rear end."

Dude1: (walks up to car with dude2) What the hell is that white stuff in my exhaust pipe?
Dude2: Oh my Gosh! i heard banera was roaming about last night!
Dude1: Crap! i just cleaned my car. Who let that downer out of his cage!

by chimmeychong October 16, 2009

Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

by J-48273 June 30, 2011

baneful

Causing harm, ruin or death

Did you hear joe has a baneful disease? I wonder how long he has to live

by THYROCKER January 26, 2016

Beaner bean

An American or person that enjoy a coffee every day. A coffee addict or fan. A person who consumes a lot of coffee. A caffeine addict.

I love coffee, I can proudly say I'm a beaner bean coffee lover.

The United States is a beaner bean nation, we can't live without our coffee.

Stop drinking so much coffee you beaner bean coffee junkie.

Beaner bean me, I want more coffee with my donuts.

by Equal crack May 8, 2016