bong

the reason why all the plastic water bottles in your house have been missing

no mom, that's not a bong. it's uh, a lamp.

by titdirt10 July 10, 2010

Bong Mitzvah

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.

Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

-Pineapple Express

by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009

beer bong

MAGICAL!!!!!!
<may cause nudity and slurred speech>

I just did like 10 beer bongs and now im naked.

by MR. NUDIE April 13, 2005

drinking the bong water

Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.

Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

Blongkin

The act of taking a shit while smoking a bong.

Stem: Blumpkin

"Dude, after work today I had a great Blongkin!"

"Where's the bong?"
"Dave has it in the bathroom, he told me he was going to take a Blongkin"

by audifan420 July 24, 2010

bong burp

happens about 15mins after ripping (smoking) a cannabis bong u then burp and out comes marijuana smoke

person1: burps and smoke appears
person2: ha ha ha bong burp

by Matt ov budo September 6, 2007

bong

Device used to smoke weed, the bong is prolly the best thing to use if u want to get really fucked up, depending on how it was made. Glass Bongs are the only bongs that deserve being called bongs, but other materials pass too.

Man the bowl aint cuttin it, im only buzzing i think its time we pull out the bong.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005