Bert Crawfording

When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.

Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”

by TerryConway March 9, 2019

bert

verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting

To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.

synonyms: KTFO, dunked

That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries.

Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.

by _GOAT_ May 28, 2019

Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.

"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"

by Bertie is cool 420 August 9, 2019

beertrender

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.

Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"

by von groovy August 10, 2019

Berthing hips

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019

Bertchy

A 6 count movement that is similar to a burpee. This movement is instructor led and no need to keep the count because it is always zero. It is performed rapidly with little to no break. Your only hope is to be so far behind, you stop to run to the tree and back.

The next exercise is the Bertchy. Position of the exercise move. Gung fucking ho...

by Juice2121 October 1, 2020

bertho1dt

a really hot mf who gets all the guys🥵🥵🥵 everyone simps over ales she is a literally godess 🥵🥵🥵

joe: woah i just became mutuals with bertho1dt
mama: damn seriously she is one hot bitch i would love to hit tha-

by notales March 24, 2021