Skip to main content

Justin Bieber

Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011
mugGet the Justin Bieber mug.

Justin Bieber

A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 27, 2011
mugGet the Justin Bieber mug.
Related Words
bieeb beeb Bieber beebo beebles Biebered Beebee beeboo beeber Biebed

Beebage

beebage is the chubby-ness of a babies chest that sometimes looks like cleavage. beebage is a combination of the words baby and cleavage.
Chelsea, dont squish Charlotte's boobies together, youll make her have Beebage.
by bruuntang December 28, 2005
mugGet the Beebage mug.

Bieber virus

An infectious virus that targets Youtube videos.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
Lee: Holy crap the police have been infected with the Bieber Virus!
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
by BVirus October 25, 2010
mugGet the Bieber virus mug.

Bieber Weave

Hair that is similar to, but not a refleciton of, Justin Bieber's hair. While bieber weave DOES NOT have to be shiny goldon brown like Justin Bieber's hair, a person rocking bieber weave must follow certain specific criteria:

--The hair must be strait. No curls. People with curly hair are lame ass pussies.

--The hair must flow gently in one direction, and that direction is to the right. Anyone whose hair flows to the left IS NOT rocking bieber weave and is a complete pussy.

People rocking bieber weave many times also rock Bieber Drag. If you are thinking about rocking bieber weave, you may want to consider rocking Bieber Drag as well.
Hey billy, I know you want to rock bieber weave, but your shining hairbowl is flowing to the left. Nice try you lame ass pussy.
by yoshmonster May 16, 2011
mugGet the Bieber Weave mug.

Beebob

Nickname for short gay people. Typically baby rages whenever his height is made fun of.

Suffers from Napoleon Complex or Short Man Syndrome

Tends to have an IQ in the low 60s.

Tries his luck with women in attempt to prove to himself and others that he is not gay when in fact he is in denial of his gay desires.

Despite his shortcomings, he is a genuine kid who's IQ and height is made up for by his tall personality.
Look at that fucking Beebob, what a retard.
by FizzInMyAsshe June 7, 2020
mugGet the Beebob mug.

Justin Bieber

The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011
mugGet the Justin Bieber mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email