Popcorn behind the couch

The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.

The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.

by Daggarious March 4, 2012

take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Never leave a man behind

When someone starts drinking a drink and doesnt finish it. this is said to remind them to finish it.
started by Gabby's friend Bob's brother. Nobody actually says it, but Gabby seems to think so.

Bob: well im done with this drink.
Gabby: its not finished... NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND! ahahahahahah! im funny,
Bob: shut up you fucking mexican.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Narrow Behind

Narrow behind is what ignorant, ghetto males and females call a butt, or booty, or ass, or rear, or whatever word you use for the muscle you use to sit.

"Sit yo narrow behind down!"

Is the same as:

"Sit down now!"

by JingleBellSongsAllDayLong March 9, 2009

behindakneenat

A gnat like bug that tends to bite behind the knee of humans, especially indians.

Damn behindakneenat bit me behind the knee again

by whatthewhatthe June 7, 2011

behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.

Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019