lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner April 3, 2011

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lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

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Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

by DameonDice September 18, 2012

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putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

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To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her

Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.

by Big chungaaaassss November 29, 2019

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dros before hoes

To pick marijuana over women.

Guy 1: Stacy said if I don't stop smoking weed, she won't go out without me anymore

Guy 2: So what did you do?

Guy 1: I told that bitch dros before hoes and dumped her ass.

Guy 2: YEAAAAAAAA BOOIIZZ

by 420chanRox August 18, 2009

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