cake beater

Nasty, dirty ass feet.

Man, get yo cake beaters away from me.

by Beans15 June 10, 2008

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.

"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."

by jim pailer November 01, 2007

Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

by Matt123. December 28, 2008

wife beater

750ml bottle of beer in Australia.
also see king brown

slipped into some wife beaters last night was a fucking nice drop too

by earthlover42 June 27, 2005

The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

by codymanfuck October 22, 2009

We-We Beater

We-We Beater: Someone who tends to touch himself during games, and leaving the microphone on. Going AFK to produce personal sexual pleasure.

Hey Wheres Skarz? He's not moving.... This guys a We-We Beater

by Shatheed February 01, 2019