freak beaner

a crazy mexican, or homeless hispanic
a friendly hello to a mexican friend

wazzup freak beaner, man you goin straight up freak beaner on his ass

by Sean simmons(stolen from Kim schroeder) May 11, 2004

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby November 25, 2005

Sea Beaner

A Hawaiian, AKA a mexican that lives by the sea. They eat shitty foods, smell bad, and work for nothing. They also like to let old broken cars pile up in front of their house they they never end up fixing.

The car lot across the street from me is filed with sea beaners.

Sea Beaners love L & L BBQ.

by ?>< May 29, 2010

beaner-chaser

A person (especially a white person) who specifically flirts with and dates Latinos/Latinas.

This term deals with races, but is not considered racist itself.

John is such a beaner-chaser and can't get enough of those Latin girls.

by will_the_bio_chick June 27, 2010

beaner-lover

When a white or any woman likes Mexican guys.

T: dude your ex is a beaner-lover now.

M: ya I know.

T: such a downgrade you guys were perfect.

by Maks29 January 23, 2016

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog April 14, 2012

Choco Beaner

Dark skinned mexican

George Lopez is a choco beaner

by Spunk hefro July 28, 2009