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Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.
Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.
by 7oh! June 16, 2010
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burping bedpost

A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.
Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
by pentozali November 8, 2005
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010
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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
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barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
by ilovegum November 20, 2015
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Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent
"dude, what are you barking"
by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015
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Barfing Rainbows

by RetroChicksLikeUs August 20, 2016
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