not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L October 17, 2008

Brighton

a queer who licks other mens ass holes and thinks he is good at getting the ladys but he is actually gay. he thinks he is hot shit and knows everything

a city in england

guy 1: look at that prick

guy 2: yeah he is such a Brighton

guy 1: we should kick his ass

by chadBfly April 6, 2011

brightskies

When your really baked or drunk late at night, and a car drives towards you with their high beams on, and its really really super bright, its called the brightskies.

Yo Daknasty, ive got mad brightskies right now man.

by J-scrode May 6, 2007

bright purple

The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.

girl: my favorite color is bright purple!
other girl: omg you are soooo cool!

by CoolestKidEver007 April 27, 2009

brightolight

a really bright light.

thats sure a brightolight

by moneybagz January 11, 2010

bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.

Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...

by Talatat March 20, 2011