Douche Barge

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.

Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.

by heyporcupine December 30, 2014

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bitch barge

that bitchy moment when you purposely barge a fellow female/male on the shoulder with your shoulder as you walk past

"i totally bitch barged olivia at school today, god i hate that bitch!"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

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Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015

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Cunt Barget

Noun: Someone who is a hypocrite in the douchiest ways possible.

Adjective: Word used by teenagers to describe hypocritical and/ or unfair teachers.

Student1: Man, I can't believe what a cunt barget our language arts teacher is.

Student2: I know right?

Student1: I mean, we both try just as hard as each other. We'll even have the same arguments and she'll bee totally on board with you but not give a shit about it when I'm talking about it.

Student2: Yeah, she's totally a cunt barget.

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

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