bagel banging

A sexual activity involving rugged vaginal contact between two participating females.

Bagel banging is similar to bagel bumping, but the act of bagel banging is more aggressive than bagel bumping.

Bagel bumping is defined as rubbing or bumping your vagina against another woman's vagina.

A bagel banger is a slang term for lesbian.
Those lesbians are hardcore! They have been bagel banging all night long!
by Javito78 January 07, 2014
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jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"
tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel
by willz69 October 11, 2007
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Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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Bagel Bag

a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.
by Me January 03, 2004
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Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 16, 2009
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J-bagel

1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.
"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"
by JBors July 15, 2006
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Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.
Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.
by G Money July 02, 2004
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