Backward

Crazy, something that just ain't right

Seeing a naked, white girl at Hibachi was backward, nig!

by Butt Attack September 20, 2009

backwards

A word used, usually by fools, to tell people they disagree with them

You must be backwards if you don't think like me

by Backwards February 1, 2004

backwards apple

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.

"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."

by Crunk Floutist February 12, 2005

blackbear

someone who flirts with everyone as if they are actual sluts but doesn't actually put out to any of them.

She is totally flirting with my boyfriend, but I'm not too worried because she is such a blackbear.

by shaghi June 11, 2011

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”

Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.

by Wqoq April 5, 2010

backyardi

party in your backyard
back-yard-ee (as in party)

I am having a backyardi for my 25th birthday party!

by honeybee_lover May 3, 2011

bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

by KrikenKing March 2, 2010