Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Bacon Trash

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Bits = Bacon Trash gold

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

by PsycleMD November 27, 2012

Bacon Thrusting

Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day

by Fudge Packer 3000 January 8, 2015

Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.

"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016