by Ugbad_Boom July 26, 2022
Get the Ashton Danielmug. by humanity is overrated August 25, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton: another word for ASSHOLE he is really annoying and gets on everyones nerves and often cries for no reason at all he is a white male with teal eyes and a bob cut
Lily:Omg here comes Ashton
Ashton: hey wassup dumbass
Lily: it's certainly not a place your going if u die
Ashton: hey wassup dumbass
Lily: it's certainly not a place your going if u die
by yah_boi_jay¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 2, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. A fucking ass hole that is a huge simp for Maddies or Madisons. Maddies he prefers tend to have brown medium hair hazel eyes about 5, 4 or 5, 5 and is very thicc. Ashton is a HUGE narcissist and tends to think hes lived by all when everyone talks behind his back and hates him. Tends to fail at asking Maddies out just like he fails every test. While asking maddies out, he tends to put his hand in his pants for an extra boost of confidence.
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Oh there's Ashton, let me go kill myself.
by Selenathehoe May 5, 2020
Get the Ashtonmug. 
A person who try’s to hard to be funny and popular and says “did i ask“ to much and they are whiter then olaf.
by Woris2216 February 24, 2020
Get the Ashtonmug.