The Asmonstrat

The favorite strategy of small-time content creators and editors which tends to pad their engagement numbers and drive possible traffic to whatever low quality videos they are working on.

Phase 1: Produce some sort of content that not many care to watch or read.
Phase 2: Antagonize Asmongold while virtue signaling at the same time.
Phase 3: Wait for the waves of counter attacks on all of your content.
Phase 4: Revel in your leechness.

Content Creator, "Man, my YouTube isn't doing so hot. I know! I'll just utilize The Asmonstrat and act like Asmongold is an awful person, That'll surely help me with content creation!"

The Void, ".............................."

by Erollisi May 10, 2024

Rosh Ashondra

1. When African Americans have the day off for a Jewish holiday.

2. Popular African American female name

Rosh Ashondra and DeeDee were very happy to find out the office would be closed for Rosh Ashondra on Tuesday.

by Steinerwoodwork September 20, 2025

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
Friend: "Yes! They also inspire people to be their best selves!!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
Friend: "Yes! They also inspire people to be their best selves!!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! They are still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. LimeLife has expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own.

Friend #1: “Have you ever heard of LimeLife by Alcone?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, isn’t that the all natural and cruelty free skin care and beauty brand that empowers female entrepreneurs?”

Friend #1: “Yes, that’s them! I love their products”

by Make-Up Lover November 23, 2021