Argintinian Submarine

When a Russian Submarine goes terribly wrong.

Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”

by Veddhartha April 21, 2018

Argentism

(n); The study of reincarnation before life
Description: When u die, your life flashes before your eyes. Then, u wake up in your next life. And that’s why babies cry!!! Think about it, u don’t remember anything as a baby.

Background: Founded by Matt J. Argentino and Russell J. Brueckner on May 9, 2018. The magic happened at JV baseball game in East Meadow.

BE A FOLLOWER!!!!!! BE ARGENTINO!!!!! TODAY!!!!

Bro do u believe in Argentism becuase I am a devoted follower?

by Mystery_Rapist6969 June 4, 2018

August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

by procrastination.nation May 27, 2008

Dr. Agon

The alter ego of jancik the halfwit. When super excited this alter ego will make an entrance .

Smart people: jancik you are non rec’d for promotion

Dr. Agon: YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE DRAGON

by Daniel P. Wollay August 31, 2019

arbon

a white-ass crack head that felches like a mofo

Dude, your brother is the biggest arbon.

by AgentK June 27, 2004

Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.

Bob caught Argentinea in South America

by Jack De January 23, 2009

Argentinian

To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.

Hey Damo, I belive you had an Argentinian recently so they could do your hemmaroids.

by Barry Howell December 20, 2004