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Scooter Ankle 

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable
Scooter Ankle by XXXIMDEAD October 15, 2020
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Deer ankle 

When you see it real good from behind and go to your fridge and get some butter noodles. If someone calls you this you’re probably a bitch. No cap
Deer ankle by Big d b June 21, 2020

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.
Did you see that hair ankle
hair ankle by Grae byrd October 20, 2013

ramseys ankle 

1.Something that gets snapped in two and hangs by a thread.

2. A simple sentence used to insult arsenal fans.
Examples:
1. Saddam Hussains neck looked like Ramseys ankle.
2. Oi gooner, remember ramseys ankle?
ramseys ankle by craigdavid97 December 23, 2013

T’ankle 

A sun bleached tan upon the ankle
When she walked past I said “DAUYMM look at them T’ANKLES!!!”
T’ankle by Clarence gill June 19, 2019

Karma Ankle

When you asked your friend to suck on sand, while you break your ankle on a hurdle made by Wuhan, China
DUUDEEE!! This idiot just frikin KARMA ANKLED his pants when he was taking a sheet in front of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Karma Ankle by itaiestline October 6, 2020

jalapeño ankle 

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire
1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser
jalapeño ankle by Mii Simp February 19, 2021