one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.
The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.
by A WEB'D WAR MACHINE July 3, 2007
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A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
Get the Destroy Alderaan mug.A incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes. This is normally a result of being rushed or under a deadline. (buddy coming over real quick) Altered Image jobs almost always have to be touched up at a later date.
Person 1: Hey man, did you trim up for tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.
by Team Este September 22, 2009
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Sandwich
Sandwich
Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018
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seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
by derek0660 March 30, 2007
Get the alternitive conformity mug.Alter Negro is an alternate ego of an African American, typically for African Americans that have made success in such fields as: rap, hip hop, R&B, as well as other musical styles favored by mainstream listeners. Usually used in the comparing of artists' lifestyles before and after they become well known.
- Akon has been found to have only served 6 months probation before hitting it big.
- No way man! He did like, 3 years of solid jail time or something.
- Not even man.. that's juss his alter negro.
- No way man! He did like, 3 years of solid jail time or something.
- Not even man.. that's juss his alter negro.
by shane_funnel May 8, 2008
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