Alexa

A piece of shit human being that preys on other women's men. Claims to be religious but it's all a facade to hide the fact she's the scum of the earth. She uses facetuner in her pictures and can make Hawaii look like a white trash beach. Blinding big ass forehead but doesn't have the brain to match and has no upper lip.

*walks out of bathroom*
"Holy shit dude I just took the biggest Alexa"

by dihbutthole June 26, 2025

Alexa

a dumb 89 year old autistic grandma on steroids and life support retarded acting ass hoe. Dumbest bitch you’ll ever fucking meet.

“you ole Alexa acting ass hoe.”

by lickmeallover July 9, 2025

Alexa

The funniest, sweetest, most loyal friend you could ask for. She's bad asf, that ASSSSSS holy moly. Don't mess things up with her or you're fried.

Person 1: "Bro you cheated on Alexa?"
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."

by skibdi skibdi September 28, 2025

Alexa this is epic

When something epic happens but no one gives a shit so you have to tell your excitement to a robot that doesnt care either but is programmed to listen to you.

Usually used sarcastically.

*Video game character does an unironic dab*
-Alexa this is epic

by Joeleon July 26, 2018

Alexa Lights On’d

When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh

I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.

Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?

by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018

Alexa Demie

A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

do you know maddy from euphoria??

~yess thats alexa demie😍~

by no this not sofi December 30, 2020

alexa appanaitis

The coolest chick you will ever meet. She’s gorgeous and is extremely loyal to those she cares about. She will always make you laugh whether it’s her laugh which sounds like a tea pot when it’s ready or her sarcastic humor. She’s very talented athletically and underated for how smart she actually is. You are really lucky if you are a friend of hers especially if you are one of her close friends. She loves to have a good time and always is down to make anything a good time. If you don’t know her or aren’t friends with her... what are you doing with your life?

Alexa Appanaitis is a queen

by Lilswd February 19, 2018