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A piece of shit human being that preys on other women's men. Claims to be religious but it's all a facade to hide the fact she's the scum of the earth. She uses facetuner in her pictures and can make Hawaii look like a white trash beach. Blinding big ass forehead but doesn't have the brain to match and has no upper lip.
*walks out of bathroom*
"Holy shit dude I just took the biggest Alexa"
Alexa by dihbutthole June 26, 2025
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a dumb 89 year old autistic grandma on steroids and life support retarded acting ass hoe. Dumbest bitch you’ll ever fucking meet.
“you ole Alexa acting ass hoe.”
Alexa by lickmeallover July 9, 2025
The funniest, sweetest, most loyal friend you could ask for. She's bad asf, that ASSSSSS holy moly. Don't mess things up with her or you're fried.
Person 1: "Bro you cheated on Alexa?"
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."
Alexa by skibdi skibdi September 28, 2025
Alexa plays her face card.
Alexa by november18th May 8, 2026

Alexa this is epic 

When something epic happens but no one gives a shit so you have to tell your excitement to a robot that doesnt care either but is programmed to listen to you.

Usually used sarcastically.
*Video game character does an unironic dab*
-Alexa this is epic
Alexa this is epic by Joeleon July 26, 2018

Alexa Lights On’d 

When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.

Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?

Alexa Demie 

A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
do you know maddy from euphoria??

~yess thats alexa demie😍~
Alexa Demie by no this not sofi December 30, 2020