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Fire alarm ninjas

Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.
Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!
by Nat King code March 12, 2022
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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020
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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
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Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014
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Travis Alarm Clock

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock
by I handled this handle June 12, 2017
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False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021
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False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any
And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing
by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019
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