Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.
by Nat King code March 12, 2022

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any
by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019
