The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.

Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

africa cow monkey

a(n) fat/enormous black bitch

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!

by LlamaJr January 5, 2011

Africa

A continent similiar to hell. Can't be helped by charities because most donations are stolen by roaming gunmen.

Don't go to africa if you value your life.

by <<<Insert pseudonym here>>> July 6, 2010

affectatious

to wear something out of character in an effort to put up a facade.

Zach's white shirt was very affectatious with all the extra buttons and loops. He seems like a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy.

by quixar August 8, 2009

Map of Africa

A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.

Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''

Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''

Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''

by Clay Pigeon_2010 March 11, 2010

Africa

What everyone tells you when you ask for them to say the name of a country.

A: Hey, tell me a country!
B: Africa!

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Africa

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

"What is this godly song?"
"Africa, its...its more important than my life"

by hairxqueen March 5, 2019