Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

by MFIR April 28, 2011

retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

def jam awkward

a lame band concurrent with 98degrees.
also an adjective describing something extremely awkward

'So my girlfriend and i got to planned parenthood and they told us that she wasn't pregnant, she was just bloated. It was def jam awkward.'

by Marc Chad Caro-armstong September 3, 2007

Awkward

A word overused by middle schoolers and freshman that makes perfectly normal situations uncomfortable (awkward).

friend 1: "your mom!"
friend 2: "my mom died yesterday. =("
friend 1: ... Awkward
friend 2: ...

by Aerodynamite March 5, 2011

mentally awkward

How to say mentally retarded in a cooler way.

Person 1: Hey, guys! Wanna see my new animal rubber band bracelet!? It's a CIRCLE.
Person 2: Are you mentally awkward?

by NinjaNinja44 June 3, 2010

awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008

Awkwardmobile

1. the imaginary get-away vehicle used to escape awkward conversations, usually used to help out others. the awkwardmobile is done by holding two fists in front of your body in the steering fashion, and "driving" rambunctiously and depending on the awkward level quickly away from the scene. 2. the preferred vehicle of awkwardman

friend 1: i may have just soiled myself..

friend 2: *awkward pause*

Friend 3: Quick! to the awkwardmobile! *pantomime awkward steering, leading friend 2 away from friend 1*

by shy2eyes February 6, 2009