by jrott January 06, 2011
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.
Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.
by MortH81 April 03, 2016
A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
by lovingggyouu April 07, 2009
A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.
My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.
by illwill91578 February 26, 2011
A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
by ShroomBear August 06, 2015
Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.
Leon: Bruh how do you do that?
Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.
Leon: Aye that’s my boy
Leon: Bruh how do you do that?
Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.
Leon: Aye that’s my boy
by afhsg May 09, 2018