The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

King Von, whose real name was Dayvon Daquan Bennett, was a deeply benevolent, loving, and compassionate individual. He cared deeply about those around him, offering a hand not only to his friends but also to his enemies, seeking to help and uplift others regardless of past conflicts. Von believed in the power of forgiveness and always worked to bring people together. His kindness extended to the elderly, often supporting and caring for older generations, showing respect for their wisdom.
He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
by Moist Doritos Advocate April 24, 2025

Von
by Zeleni pacov May 30, 2020

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

Von is intelligent and hardworking. He knows what his values are and upholds them. He stands up for his family and people he cares for. Von is the guy you want around he will listen and talk on the phone for hours with you. Von is the guy you don't want to lose. Von is attractive and has abs for days. Make sure you find your Von (just don't take mine)
Who's is Von?
Von is cool :)
Von is cool :)
by Little Po June 24, 2022

by Bill g8s June 8, 2021

You usually use this word to describe Von's ability to always come back in a Gang Beast round. Von is known as a comeback king and a strategist, this is all because of the von mentality.
Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
by King Diddy Von February 25, 2025
