by gullish August 3, 2008

The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014

A total right-wing, reactionary, neo-Nazi, fascist, Albertan-loving nutjob of a moron. He is the leader of Her Majesty's "Loyal" Opposition in Canada's House of Commons.(although I doubt he lives up to his title) He hates immigrants, wants Alberta to succeed from Confederation, join America, privitize all the public services and, after 4 years of Mr. Harper and the NCP(New Crony Party), Canada's going to look like the new 51st state.
Fuck Harper and his idiotic cronies. Choose your Canada. Vote Liberal.
P.S.
Whoever who votes for the NDP or Bloc should be hung.
P.S.
Whoever who votes for the NDP or Bloc should be hung.
by Mr. Kingdom March 14, 2005

Our present PM . A Mulroney buddy despite breaking ranks with the old Conservative Party .Alberta Oil Industry are among His best allies , afterall they supported the Reform party in masses and didnt forget to fund the party very well .
He and His old pals from the Reform years are often considered bigots . The only connections that I see is that many were hoping this right-wing party would listen to them but the reality is that none of the major parties will listen to racists .
He has definite goals to redefine Canada . Two major examples are 1-he wants the judicial system to think like todays Federal Conservatives / evenLyin' Brian Mulroney publicly blasted Him for that 2- He shows far too much of His Evangelical views . Canada was never meant to be a scripture based country like many European countries and many in the Mid-East . Regardless of ideology We DO NOT NEED TO RE-DEFINE CANADA , We only need a government that can effectively and justly run the country based on a broad cross-section of various present internal and external issues .
Harper and His party are HUGE but not known fot it , HIPPOCRITS . Social-conservatives are for the community , traditional institutions and traditional values . Corporate conservatives are generally what most conservatives really are . Corporate ones are for big business , downgrading jobs , cutting on social-infrastructure , lower wages . These two types of Conservatives ane NOT COMPATIBLE . They are also hippocrites because the Purple-Conservative wing would stand for a free-thinking , small business orieted and community oriented way-of-life
He and His old pals from the Reform years are often considered bigots . The only connections that I see is that many were hoping this right-wing party would listen to them but the reality is that none of the major parties will listen to racists .
He has definite goals to redefine Canada . Two major examples are 1-he wants the judicial system to think like todays Federal Conservatives / evenLyin' Brian Mulroney publicly blasted Him for that 2- He shows far too much of His Evangelical views . Canada was never meant to be a scripture based country like many European countries and many in the Mid-East . Regardless of ideology We DO NOT NEED TO RE-DEFINE CANADA , We only need a government that can effectively and justly run the country based on a broad cross-section of various present internal and external issues .
Harper and His party are HUGE but not known fot it , HIPPOCRITS . Social-conservatives are for the community , traditional institutions and traditional values . Corporate conservatives are generally what most conservatives really are . Corporate ones are for big business , downgrading jobs , cutting on social-infrastructure , lower wages . These two types of Conservatives ane NOT COMPATIBLE . They are also hippocrites because the Purple-Conservative wing would stand for a free-thinking , small business orieted and community oriented way-of-life
When someone is for increased corporate power and reduced public power , bible-thumper are all STEPHEN HARPERS .
by Hef October 2, 2008

the sexiest guy in the world, who always manages to look good even though he feels awfull...also has some of the most amazing shoes ever seen in captivity.
by pintglassupurass July 22, 2010

by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.
by Calimar July 2, 2010
