Brooke

Brooke, definitely the prettiest girl in school. You ever just need someone to talk to? Talk to Brooke. She’s kind, sweet, pretty, and easy to get along with. As far as you’re concerned, don’t fuck up cause there ain’t no more chances. Do it right or don’t fucking do it at all.

Aye yo Brooke, you seem a little down today. If you need someone to talk to I’m free. I’m also a fuckin potato.

by Braedon_cause.why.the.fuck.not October 22, 2019

Brooke

Brooke is a badass bhaddie you should know not to mess with. She’s protective and not to mention sassy. She loves adventure and is down to do anything. She’s friendly and loves to crack and joke, but you wouldn’t wanna be on her bad side.

Wow, did you see brooke today?

Brooke is so thicc

by LilBumbleBee33 October 26, 2019

Brooke

Brooke is a two faced bastard, selfish little rat. She looks like a piece of shit rubbed in toenails. She has saggy tits and crusty ass toes.

Brooke is a bitch

by Igotstds October 27, 2019

Brooke

We all know a Brooke she is the crazy friend and is very social and sometimes can't shut her mouth she spills all the tea and is very slow and isnt afraid to cheat on tests

Brooke:can you help me on the test
You:no you stupid work on that problem yourself

by Keilani November 1, 2019

Brooke

The new Karen. Ultimate mean girl. Will plan things on the same day as someone else she doesn’t like. Only likes people who are similar in size and circumstance as her.

Don’t be a Brooke and purposely try to upstage someone else and their celebration.

by Truth drop January 21, 2021

Brooke

Brooke is a darling person. She has an amazing sense of style and is very dirty minded despite being raised a Christian because of the influence of her friends. She often goes behind her parents and does things her parents wouldn't approve of. She claims to be straight but gets attention from lesbians and gives it back. She acts very gay. Brooke is an introverted person but with her friends she's the life of the party. Brooke has a very good sense of humor and is good as dissing people without them knowing. She is beautiful but she doesn't think so so her friends need to remind her of her beauty like good people.

"Who's that acting sus over there?"

"It's just Brooke acting gay, no biggie."

by pussymucnher69420 February 24, 2022

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018