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Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.
Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser
by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020
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Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...
Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018
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Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
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Brendan Crimson

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack
by BoboBilson August 1, 2023
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Brendan

With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet
Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
by C. Greene June 21, 2020
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Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Brendan

A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.
Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.
by SimpleStone December 11, 2019
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