instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

by Eris___ February 9, 2023

goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange

she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!

by the name's alex, droogs March 6, 2009

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019

Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige

Did you eat the last Gay Goober?

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022