Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Bed Clothes

An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.

Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.

by MortH81 June 26, 2016

bed-day

A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.


People most frequently have bed-days:

A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,

B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or

C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.

bed-day:

"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"

"What, were you sick?"

"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."

by lovingggyouu April 6, 2009

Bed-stingy

A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.

My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.

by illwill91578 March 13, 2011

kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016