The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

by Erik and Brian January 22, 2004

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

widget

a wee device that allows you to drink your guiness directly from the tin rather than pouring and waiting half an hour for it to do its thing!

This drink does not travel well!

by vaseline April 23, 2003

wedge picker

basically a weird kid who is always depressed has no friends and likes to play pokemon and hang out with fat people.

loser pokemon idiot depressed fat people wedge picker

by Mr. Leonard Finamore May 21, 2011

cheese wedge

Its a fat vagina that is yellow and moldy looking

My sex slave sent me a pic of her cheese wedge and i went limp

by turtelmaster November 18, 2014

Thin edge of the wedge

Having bad luck; receiving bad news.

Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!

Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.

by annanonymous June 14, 2009

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004