Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.

The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?

by javaman May 12, 2004

wrangly

to be extremely disgusting and gross in every way, deserving to be covered in mud just like a Jeep Wrangler

That girl is so freakin' wrangly, I cant believe he likes her....

by D. Shauwndre October 24, 2010

Fish Stick Wrangler

The employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. This person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, glasses, and red curly hair.

Boss: Boy do what you were hired to do and be a Fish Stick Wrangler
Boy: Ok

by SGWalnut July 9, 2010

cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Wrangler

A type of tight pants that cowboys, hicks and rednecks wear. These jeans usually result in a low sperm count and small package. But just because a man has a small package doesn't mean he's not good. A man willing to put himself through the tightness of these jeans have to be good at something.

Girl: Look at the guy with the tight jeans they must be wranglers.... i would sleep with that guy any day.

by hicksshouldntbehated July 31, 2007

wrank

(adj) messed up/ jacked up

I hate Jimmy so much because his mom is so wrank.

by JuicyyJ January 31, 2016

Turd Wrangler

Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.

by Bananagram92 July 18, 2016