Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.

by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009

Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.

Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*

by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009

space wizard

The highest authority of the wizard council. AKA, Q.

Is he insane? No. He's The Space Wizard, trust his judgment.

by The mighty Thor April 1, 2015

Wizard

Another word for awesome, cool, alright, superific, fantabulous, totally frickin' amazing or any other positive word you can think of :)

'Hey dude, d'ya like beans?'
'Yeah i like beans'
'Wizard'

by helloilikebeansdoyoulikebeans September 28, 2011

wizard's sleeve

The oversized female genitalia

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve

by ChefSam May 11, 2006

chin ball wizard

homo-sexual

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010