wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

Winning

Just being to cool for ANY ONE; being better than everyone else. Also is now a famous quote by "Charlie Sheen."

Well lets just say you will never know what winning feel likes.

by Rlvers March 28, 2011

Winning

A phrase used by actor Charlie Sheen to describe a plethora of feelings and attitudes. Can be used for both expressing excitement and joy, or used to answer a question.

Example A

(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)

Charlie Sheen: Winning!

Example B

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.

by Shareeb4Prez March 18, 2011

Winning

When a male successfully sleeps with a female of choice.

Female "hey Brandenn...let's get a hotel tonight"
Male "only if i am winning"

by you will never get this February 22, 2010

Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

Winning

Something that awesome people do on a daily basis; If the person has awesome hair, they are considered to be doing this; If the person has multiple people, men or women crushing on them at once...they are partially winning.

Alex is always winning.

Alex's hair looks pretty, therefore he has achieved winning status.

Alex is never losing the game, he is always winning.

by African^____^dancer May 8, 2011

Winning

Verb; See Charlie Sheen. To act as Charlie does. To snort cocaine, to be Charlie Sheen. To have fun. To be successful

Charlie Sheen: "I'm not Bi-Polar...I'm Bi-Winning."

“Scoreboard don’t lie, folks. I’ll be over here winning. Done. End of story.”

“Wow, WINNING! It’s all how you perceive it.”

“When I got ready, at a lightning pace – but, like surprise, that’s what winners do.”

“There’s my life. Deal with it. Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers! Winning. Bu-bye.”

“After I’ve won. Keep winning.”

by The Snides March 20, 2011