Jimmy Butler

A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy butler

Jimmy butler also known as “ HIMMY Butler, Jimmy buckets or playoff Jimmy” is a NBA player for the Miami Heat. He grew up homeless and has often been theorised that he is the son of Michael Jordan. Known for leading a 8th seed play-in heat team to the finals, where his infamous “Playoff Jimmy” nickname came from.

Jimmy butler has finally came out of hibernation. Playoff jimmy is finally activated!

by Kynan756 February 27, 2024

ashleigh-kate-butler

This is a descriptor for when something has reached it maximum level of adorability. So if something is as adorable as possible it has the quality of "ashley-kate-butler".

This word functions best as an adjective with a qualifier like "completely", "so" or is best negated by "lacking".

Wow, that baby kitten is completely ashley-kate-butler

Last week my niece ate a baby-motherfucking-cino with her pinky finger raised. It was ashley-kate-butler.

That girl thinks she's hot... but she's lacking any ashleigh-kate-butler.

by twocakesforeveryone May 1, 2013

Christine Destiny Butler

She is a beautiful and loving person, she can be shy and afraid to open up, but once you get to know her you'll love her. Shes strong and talented, amazing and wonderfuld. Even though she can be cold, there might be something else on her mind, shes complex but simple, give her your heart and shes sure to return the favor. Shes a tough cookie but shes sweet as cake, she can be a mother and a child to those she love and shell do whatever to be the best to them and for them. Everything about her is amazing. you just gotta work and prove yourself. Its tough because shes strong and wont let herself get hurt easy, but from experience, in reality, she's the best person you'll ever meet.

I love you christine destiny butler.

by sid.loves.jeellybean. April 19, 2022

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

Rebecca Butler

Such an amazing crack whore! She’ll suck anyone’s dick, and is very hot.

Rebecca Butler is cool

by dontfuckinknow November 22, 2019