Whomp

The act of striking an unsuspecting male in the groin area. Typically with the striker saying "whomp" or "whomp-whomp" at the same time.

I wasn't paying attention and Bryan whomped me in the balls.

by DaMonz9 April 19, 2023

Whomperknogging

Similar to lolygagging, wasting time or becoming distracted, only by men in a gay way. Typically friends in a joking and/or flirtatious manner.

I ended up whomperknogging with Isaac for half an hour on my way to the bathroom.

by Butt_Crack_Bandit May 31, 2023

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023

Wompychomp

Is the action where one seriously injures another. This action is only allowed by a Wompychomper. To wompychomp one must become a Wompychomper by going through rigorous tasks which will constantly put them down.

Dequandron got absolutely wompychomped last game.

by Bwaaah bwaah bwah December 21, 2023

whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024

whomp

A person will say this to you when they are in awe of your excellence and superiority. When written in lower case, it is an even greater gesture. You are the best.

whomp (you’re a bloody legend)

by Waussie February 2, 2024