weather bomb

Used by the media in New Zealand to over sensationalize bad weather

A weather bomb was dropped on Auckland causing mayhem as people are forced to wear rain jackets.

by Adam 'Gobais' Muzza September 25, 2008

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

by Joe 312 August 20, 2014

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Top down weather

A corny and irritating phrase that is usually spoken as a poor substitution for an intelligent remark. Although usually used in casual conversation during the warmer months of the year, some choose to use it, inappropriately, during the winter. Such blatantly incorrect usage and unoriginality should be a shore sine that you are talking to a, stupid Saab driving, child raping, job stealing, impotent, arrogant fuck up.

Mike: It's top down weather
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.

by Mike Degorgio September 25, 2005

weather boy

Someone who drives an Alfa Romeo courtesy of daddy’s money and takes his parents yacht out on the weekends

Guy 1: god that guy looks like a total douche with his White pressed suit and his Alfa Romeo

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy

by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

Stormy weather friend

We have all heard of fare weather friends friends that are in your life when it's good. However Stormy weather friends are friends that are only there when they have problems in their lives and they want to to be their umbrella 🌂 in the ⛈.

Sam only calls me when she has problems and no other time I am sick of only being a stormy weather friend.

by Otter2 March 23, 2017

depends on the weather

depends on the weather could mean yes or no. Most likely yes, most likely no. Honestly it just depends on the weather.

Her: wanna come over?
Him: depends on the weather

by Badmarketing May 20, 2018